You Do The Math

Read carefully and fill in the _X, Y, Z_. Post your answers in the comments

1.) Statham + World Series of Poker = The first recorded _X_ at a poker tournament if he loses.

2.) J.S. + IPhone = An app that will _X_ you if you tap the phone's _Y_ too hard.

3.) Transporter DVD + bottle of Aha Toro = You getting _X_ on the _Y_ tonight.

4.) 12 Ninjas + 4 Sumo Wrestlers = _X_ people that can't _Y_ Mr. Statham.

5.) Jason Statham + Audi R8 = Your _X_ bent over in the back seat getting _Y_'d.

6.) Handsome Rob + Your House = The _X_ Job.

7.) The World - Jason Statham = _X_ Women without a _Y_ to _Z_ about.

8.) _X_ * Jason Statham = the amount of _Y_ you will suffer if you _Z_ on his girlfriends.

9.) You / Statham = _X_ bloody pieces of you on the _Y_ after he's done _Z_ your ass.

10.) Ryu + Joe Pesci + Trogdor the Burninator + Thundar + Ichigo = A _X_ starring Jason Statham.