Jason Statham Quotes:
"It's something I never dreamed I'd be doing, making movies."
--That might explain his massive amount of acting talent?
"I've never been one to run around in Speedos on the beach."
--He is so bad-ass that he can tell a lie like this and make you actually hallucinate that he wears clothes to the beach.
"I'm certainly not Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt."
--Sub-text: Those guys are fags.
"I suppose that's the European way, dangerous and hairy."
--Prime example: Jason Statham.
"A lot of action movies today seem to have scenes that just lead up to the action."
--I didn't know Jason Statham directed all of his movies!?
"Well, I'm used to rubbing shoulders with crooks and criminals."
--That is unless you're a female crook or criminal...
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Hilarious. His speedo quote must have come before he started global warming.
ReplyDelete"I'm enthusiastic and ambitious, and I work hard."
ReplyDelete-- In bed......
"People like to pigeonhole you."
-- In bed......
"We were diving in caves. It wasn't totally safe."
-- In bed......
It works with fortune cookies and Jason Statham quotes.
"You ain`t ever gonna get an Academy Award for doing Crank (2006) and you certainly won`t for doing all the other movies I`ve done."
ReplyDelete-- No, but you will get massive amounts of trim and whoop ass on anyone that would say that to your face.
" We`re trying to make a movie that`s interesting."
ReplyDelete-- Common... Really?
"People take chances every now and then, and you don`t want to disappoint them."
ReplyDelete-- Jason Stathom does take chances, he takes charge.
"I`m impressed with the likes of Jet Li and Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee was a big hero of mine for many years. They`re great influences."
ReplyDelete-- ...for me to poop on.