Right after Statham would be a Statham robot. The only thing more bad-ass then Statham would be a Statham robot. This robot would not add anything to humanity other then some major bad-assedness.
There should be an alien and an ameba having sex in a pool of primordial ooze at the beginning because I know that Statham is the decendant of some rapist bad ass alien race that no doubt killed eachother off in gorey car chases ending in gun fights and karate fights. The robot would just complete the circle then.
There should be a picture of the incredible hulk right before the picture of Statham.
ReplyDeleteAlso, monkeys are always thowing shit and there is no feces in the picture.
Right after Statham would be a Statham robot. The only thing more bad-ass then Statham would be a Statham robot. This robot would not add anything to humanity other then some major bad-assedness.
ReplyDeleteI think I recognize the fourth humanoid on that picture. Isn't that Chuck Norris?
ReplyDeleteThere should be an alien and an ameba having sex in a pool of primordial ooze at the beginning because I know that Statham is the decendant of some rapist bad ass alien race that no doubt killed eachother off in gorey car chases ending in gun fights and karate fights. The robot would just complete the circle then.
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