Wednesday, October 21, 2009

You Do The Math

Read carefully and fill in the _X, Y, Z_. Post your answers in the comments

1.) Statham + World Series of Poker = The first recorded _X_ at a poker tournament if he loses.

2.) J.S. + IPhone = An app that will _X_ you if you tap the phone's _Y_ too hard.

3.) Transporter DVD + bottle of Aha Toro = You getting _X_ on the _Y_ tonight.

4.) 12 Ninjas + 4 Sumo Wrestlers = _X_ people that can't _Y_ Mr. Statham.

5.) Jason Statham + Audi R8 = Your _X_ bent over in the back seat getting _Y_'d.

6.) Handsome Rob + Your House = The _X_ Job.

7.) The World - Jason Statham = _X_ Women without a _Y_ to _Z_ about.

8.) _X_ * Jason Statham = the amount of _Y_ you will suffer if you _Z_ on his girlfriends.

9.) You / Statham = _X_ bloody pieces of you on the _Y_ after he's done _Z_ your ass.

10.) Ryu + Joe Pesci + Trogdor the Burninator + Thundar + Ichigo = A _X_ starring Jason Statham.

2 comments:

  1. 1) The first recorded ass rape victim if he loses.

    2) An app that will donkey punch you if you tap the phone's ass too hard.

    3) You getting cranked on the snatch tonight.

    4) 16 people that can't hang on the nuts of Mr. Statham.

    5) Your mom bent over in the back seat getting stabbed.

    6) The rape party job.

    7) A half billion women without a cock to smack about.

    8) The amount of trim you will suffer if you lean on his girlfriend.

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  2. statham + malt liquior = you taking "x" in your "y" hole

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