Sunday, October 18, 2009

Statham 101

101 Crunches every morning to maintain that lobster belly abdominal bulging that all of the ladies seem to love so much.

101 Stink-Eyes to yourself in the mirror every day to get pissed off and work up that scowl that scares the bad guys. Also helps tone the over-hanging brow.

101 Seconds to leave the Rogaine on the scalp. Use as directed.

101 Licks it is rumoured to take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop. It actually only takes One for J.S. due to his tongue reportedly being equally bad-ass as the rest of him.

101 Sport Jacket, Jeans and T-Shirt combos. Never catch Statham out on the town without the classed up 21st century pimp look.

101 Times hes been asked when he is going to do another movie as good as Snatch.


Post em if you got em......

4 comments:

  1. 101 times J.S has told the press to f**k off for his role in CRANK 1 and 2

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  2. 101 time he turned down a movie because wesley snipes was getting trim and he wasnt

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  3. 101 times J.S has turned down playgirl
    cause he cant deal with the thought of dudes looking at his junk

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  4. 101 times woman have divorced their husbands for the chance to touch J.S

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